(Rule of) Two

by The Deepest Darkest Secrets of the Sith

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This isn't about Doctor Who, but I post it here anyway to celebrate the annual Star Wars Day (which was yesterday, but anyway...)

This was made several years ago! Here's a bit more info about the topic of this song XD starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_of_Two

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Oh this pack of worthless lil trickers
Thinking that they understand our deepest darkest secrets
Oh this pack of worthless lil trickers
So clueless, so useless coz

Only one can rule
Coz the weaker ones are fools
They'll kill ya together
Not strong enough to rule on their own
We can't afford to get any weaker or the

Jedi rats
will take us and break us
Oh believe me
Jedi rats
can take us and break us
Oh believe me
Jedi rats
will take us and break us
with their limited Force
if we get weaker and weaker

Teaching a pack of lil trickers
turning into powerhungry d***heads
No
Teaching a pack of lil trickers
turning into powerhungry d***heads
Gosh no

We need a new rule of two
Just two

One Master, one Apprentice
Disaster and minor hazard
One Master, one Apprentice
One is faster and the other tries to keep up
Keep up, the Apprentice

When he's strong enough to kill him he will
When he's strong enough to kill him he will
Oh yes

Strong enough to kill him he will
Oh when he's strong enough to kill him he will
become a master, takes one Apprentice

The power stays in the hands
of the strongest one until he's done
The master
And his Apprentice

When he's strong enough to kill him he will

And the Jedi rats
We'll take them and break them
Oh believe me
Jedi rats
We'll take them and make them our slaves

Jedi rats
With their limited Force
They're useless to us but maybe
some Jedi rat could become
your new Apprentice

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released May 5, 2014

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